Poem: politically incorrect prose poem with drinks

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I’m not a Christian

I was just raided that way

I mean raised that way

Typo spell check are the new excuses.

I don’t believe in the prophets

Anymore than the homeless

or Santa Claus dressed as Satan

or Halloween candy claws

Or yes I do sometimes worry

about Carnivorous running the glue

You laugh at my worry

But wait until you scurry off

Real quick when they try to make you

A popsicle stick

Pig + Apple never seemed right

“But I’m a Vegan!” won’t help you

Dude or woman

I don’t mean to offend

Choose Your Own Adventure*

in the end my friend

Skip to page 6

Run for your life kid!

*Choose Your Own Adventure was originally a children’s sci-fi fantasy book series published in the eighties (my childhood era), it was interactive, you could direct the course of the story depending on your choice, you would turn to a certain page to continue reading the story.

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