Therapists pretend to know
While they themselves are troubled
I’ve paid to counsel a few for free
during my wasted hours.
One complained about her love life
her disappointments on OkStupid
she spent my whole session on herself.
Another who also happened to be a nun
suggested I poke holes in the condom
to rope my man to Commitment!
These are the people we pay for advice
Therapists, the rapists of psychology.
The difference between
Amateur and Professional
is too often subjective.